Welcome to this page,
I hope that you like these things
that we call haiku.
My balls really itch,
will you scratch them for me please?
So they won't still itch.
I am Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Slim Shady.
I refuse to stand.
We were gonna go,
to the highest place there was.
Now you're six feet down.
Being alone sucked,
then I got lots of mirrors.
Now they watch me poop.
There once was a man,
who was not all that manly.
Now he's not a man.
4chan's kinda cool,
but you should stay out of /b/
or your mind will rot.
I make music, guys.
You should really check out.
LOLOL.
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q.
I'm losing my mind.
I was born in the wrong time,
'cause money matters.
Don't do too much drugs,
or give them out to infants,
or go out driving.
I smoke cigarettes
for reasons I do not know.
Cigarettes kick ass.
Let's go somewhere else
where there's no people around,
so we'll be ourselves.
I'm in love with you,
not because your tits are huge,
but because you're me.
I don't really write
as much as you probably
think that I might write.
Dude, let's go get trashed.
There's a party down the road
that we should hit up.
This is a stick-up,
your money or your life, kid.
Only fifty cents?
That was really lame.
But for some reason I laughed
and pissed everywhere.
Cats and dogs are fun,
but I would rather own a
giant sea plankton.
Everyone should know,
Chrome's logo looks like Morph Ball
from the Metroid games.
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